Decaf? No Thanks
Decaf? No Thanks
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Description
Description
Life is hard enough without pretending decaf is acceptable.
This cozy graphic tee was made for the real coffee lovers — the girls ordering extra espresso, carrying emotional support iced coffees, and treating caffeine like a personality trait. Funny, relatable, and ridiculously comfy, it’s the perfect tee for anyone who believes coffee should actually do something.
Perfect for coffee runs, chaotic mornings, and silently judging people who willingly order decaf.
✨ Perfect for:
- caffeine addicts
- iced coffee lovers
- exhausted moms
- espresso enthusiasts
- anyone personally offended by decaf
☕ Details:
- Soft everyday unisex fit
- Cozy + lightweight feel
- Designed for coffee lovers with personality
- Printed & shipped in the USA
Because if it’s decaf… what’s the point? 🤎
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
Coffee first. Laundry second. ☕
To keep your tee looking amazing:
✔ Wash inside out
✔ Cold water only
✔ Mild detergent
✔ Avoid high heat
✔ Air dry when possible
✔ Keep away from heavy items like jeans & towels in the dryer
Treat it nicely and your new emotional support coffee shirt will thank you 🤎
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
☕ Shipping
FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75
📦 Orders are typically processed and shipped within 5–7 business days after your order is placed.
🇺🇸 All items are made, packaged, and shipped in the USA
🚚 Once shipped, please allow approximately 2–5 business days for delivery.
Because each item is made to order, processing times may vary slightly during busy seasons and new collection launches.
🤎 Returns & Refunds
At Caffeine & Sass, we want you to love your new coffee tee.
If something isn’t right, we’re here to help.
Eligible for a full replacement or refund:
✔ Incorrect items
✔ Damaged products
✔ Defective items
Please contact us within 30 days of purchase.
Unfortunately, refunds cannot be issued after the 30-day window.
For support, contact us at:
📧 support@caffeineandsass.com
Please note: Because items are made to order, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges for ordering the wrong size, color choice, or buyer’s remorse.

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